I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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