He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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