oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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