I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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