In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
your room smells of hookers.
And success
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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