Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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