Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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