Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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