Sponge bath it is.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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