He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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