you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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