Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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