Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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