u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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