At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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