Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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