Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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