i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I want her autograph on my taint
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
