You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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