I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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