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(203): View more from Connecticut

so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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(847): View more from Illinois

no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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(949): View more from California

We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I have never encountered a chode in the wild

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack

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