i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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