I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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