I'm drive I can fine osifer
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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