Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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