just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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