I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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