Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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