i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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