man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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