i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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