he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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