Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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