Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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