My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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