I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
