this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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