He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
3 2 1 whiskey
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
