i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
third nipple confirmed
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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