Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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