covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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