Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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