doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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