this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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