When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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