I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So squirting runs in the family.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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