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Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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