I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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