I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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