yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have already put on my inside pants.
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