Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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