But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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