Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
