We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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