why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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