if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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