she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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